Professor-Doom's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[LoveNinja]

Okay.

Okay, but why is it called "LoveNinja"?

MarcyVF responds:

cuz the ninja is a girl n' she don't want to kill.... :I

[Enforcing the law]

Screaming Vagina.

The only part that I liked was the end, which was enough to prompt me to vote 3.

ShitlordCentral responds:

=P Thx

[Obwa!]

Nice.

I like it.

[The Mysterious Box]

A Lot of Empty Space.

There's a lot of mostly unused space above his head. You should add some background elements.

[The Bubble Bobble Flash]

Wow.

Not very many people can pull off a seizure animation quite like this one. Good job.

[The Band - Fireworks!]

Meh.

It'll probably be good.

TheBand07 responds:

thank you

[A very Awkward flight]

Rock.

The greatest stick cartoon ever.

floony responds:

Thanks for telling the facts, haha!

[New Job]

My Job is Worse.

None of those jobs are as bad as my job. I'm the guy who has to answer the Verison "Can You Hear Me Now" Guy.

[The Mike Weiss Show 3]

Boring.

Extremley boring; I'm amazed at myself that I actually sat through the opening credits. By the time the part with the "Bizzaro Self" thing appeared, I got too bored to watch any more. I realize that I could have fast-forwarded through the opening credits, but I was hoping to see something interesting.

Horrible voice acting; it sounded like you where reading off of a script with words that you or whoever did the voices didn't know how to pronounce, so you spelled them out phonetically, resulting in stilted voices that were like those of little kids in a school play.

The graphics hurt my eyes and the animation was all choppy except for where you used motion tweens which also looked very bad.

If there was a story, I didn't watch long enough to get it, but what I do know is that during that cliché cut-away gag with Yogi Bear, you spelled torture wrong.

If you were to come back and say "shut up, you don't have any movies, you couldn't do better, blah blah," (the common comeback of 14-year-old Flash noobs) that would just make you look even worse (besides that, I have done Flash projects before. I just never put them on Newgrounds).

Normally, my reviews aren't so insulting, but this is complete dreck.