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The Life Of A Pacifist... The Life Of A Pacifist...

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Is this a joke?

Defining flaws: boring as Hell; not a game.

I played through the whole thing expecting something to happen eventually. It took about ten minutes to play through and nothing ever happened.

This isn't a game. This is a slideshow with no voice acting and you have to click to advance through text boxes. There are only two parts where the "player" has to pick what to say, and regardless of what you pick, it has no perceivable effect on the "game" at all.

This is only a game in the sense that the "player" is challenged to have the patience to sit through it. The only reason I did it is because I thought I was just reading through the intro sequence and the actual game would come after, but no actual game ever did.

It's not a game because there's no challenge, and it's not a movie because there's no real story, or even any animation (just keyframing). This is a slideshow. A really boring slideshow with repetative music. I've seen more exciting PowerPoint presentations.

You still get a vote of 1 and two stars for the art, and that's only because I'm feeling generous. Honestly, this wouldn't even make a good webcomic.


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Grey Spawn Grey Spawn

Rated 3 / 5 stars

ARGH.

More fun than expected, but not fun enough.



skater guy skater guy

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I went home.

I WON.


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Robot Wants Puppy Robot Wants Puppy

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Beat it.

It took me about 84 minites, but I beat it.



Loondon Loondon

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Spelling error.

"Jonah's heart was torn apart...
Noone liked him from the start."
"No one" is two words.

Other than that, it's fairly interesting. It could use some sound effects.



Portal: The Flash Version Portal: The Flash Version

Rated 4 / 5 stars

...

I got to chamber 32.



Miami Shark Miami Shark

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Shark Eats Plane.

This reminds me of the movie Megashark vs Giant Octopuss, which I saw on the Syfy channel. There's a scene where a giant shark jumps thousands of feet out of the water and bites a jet airliner.



The C word The C word

Rated 3 / 5 stars

I had...

Genital Warts
Gonorrhea
Crabs
Syphilis
Herpes



-&amp;gt; World Domination II &amp;lt;- -> World Domination II <-

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Final Score.

Medium Difficulty, blue flag.
Population: 265 Million.
Funds: $162 Million.
Final Score: 2,226,792.
All countries conquered.


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Space Invaders REMIXED Space Invaders REMIXED

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Errors.

The music craps out after you shoot the rainbow space invader.